I put a spoof on Facebook earlier on today.
Claudia Powell was
caught shoplifting last night. She looked really cute in handcuffs…..only
joking….she was crying as she was bundled into the police van. I haven’t seen
She absent-mindedly almost walked out of a Prèt
a Manger shop without paying.
I said to her that I
was going to do it & she thought it was a hoot. But nobody is going to believe
Or are they?